Humorist and self-help author Marge Fallow approached the Bruce's College Campus with her warm, funny insights dealing with lifes trials and tribulations at home and office, the humorous path that led her to develop her latest book, "Awaken Your Inner Snail" .

What happened between the approach and delivery is not certain; why Ms. Fallow sweet-talked Bruce's College students, faculty and adult community as if they were kindergarden children, or why she would break into spontaneous flute solos, are amongst the evenings greatest mysteries.

Ms. Fallow approached her main thesis, "slow down", veeerrrry slowly, speaking in a very delibrate pace and taking long stops between thoughts. While many in the audience were able to nod off, others were audibly disturbed. As she finally moved on, expounding on her advice to "be a snail, and crawl into a shell when trouble arises" she would invariably break into another flute solo whenever questioned by the audience.

I must admit, the solos were rather peaceful. While the evening lacked Ms. Fallow's trademark humor, most of those still awake by the second half of the lecture did eventually succumb to a peaceful rest, so at the least it seems Ms. Fallow was able to deliver "inner peace".