Dr. Peter "Petey" Dunkin, controversial author and medical theorist, provided the Bruce's College community with a wild ride as he discussed his shocking new book "The All Donut Diet".

A crowded Bruce Auditorium at first listened politely to Dr. Dunkin's suprising theories, but when he started passing out free coffee and donuts, the audience went into a commotion.

Eager attendees, many of which were poor students, rushed the floor. In opposition, a makeshift coalition of health advocates, medical professionals, hippies, and professional protesters tried to inhibit and down right block access to the goodies. In the ensuing melee, a seven-student pile-up occurred just feet from the food. As some of the coalition personnel bent over to help, the rest of the students jumped through the opening. As the donuts started to fly, several members of the coalition were observed turning colors as they gobbled down the fried treats while making haste for the exit.

As things settled, the remaining members of the coalition complained about being given equal time to answer and counter-punch each of Dr. Dunkin's points. They did refer to numerous published medical studies that would seem to dis-prove the claims made in "'The All Donut Diet". Unfortuantely, very few members of the audience were left to hear.

While Dr. Dunkin sure is popular, we would tend to join in with the medial professionals and dismiss such a diet.
-Strange Bru